With his trailer running short on TP, Superintendent Guy Early is getting creative. Not a fan of using old rags and especially not his hands clean up after is post coffee, morning toilet trip, Guy is testing another option. With Plan A all but flushed down the toilet, he turning to Plan B - Plan Bidet. Guy is modifying the existing trailer toilet to work as a bidet. To keep things cheap he is using a nozzle and a bit of tubing that was salvaged when an existing spray system was demolished. He's a bit grossed out by the potential for water contamination on the toilet seat so he modified a dust collection system and hooked it up to a shop vac that is dedicated to bathroom assistance. During Guy's early testing, he found this setup actually helped to dry things off. When asked about the results so far in an interview for this article, Guy stated that, "I was actually surprised at how well it works. It's a bit awkward but I am getting used to a butt blast of water. The best part is my chaffing is way down too." He also found that an unintended consequent of the rigged bidet system is that when the shop vac system is turned on early it actually captures most smells at the source. Gag inducing, left over bathroom, odors are all but a thing of the past. Early use has gone so well with his crew that there is already talk of making sure the next trailer gets the same setup. Like all construction pros, Guy is a problem solver. He saw a problem and solved it with a low end version of a high society bathroom fixture.
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